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Mike was a houseguest in Big Brother 1.

Big Brother 1
Holy shit Mike was a MESS. This man had to be the messiest person I have ever seen in all of long terms. He would never shut up and leak everything that was said to him back to Kaleb. He viewed Kaleb as his fucking master or something. Mike started out the longterm with a bond to JC. Him and JC were obviously a ride or die and that brought Mike into an alliance with kaleb. Every single person that tried to align with Mike would be told on to Kaleb and JC right away. I don’t know if Mike was trying to prove his loyalty to his allies or if he was really just that dumb. Mike also tried to go against Kaleb multiple times by saying how he wants Nick to go over Carmen and they never agreed on who should go. This should have been a red flag for Mike but Mike kept going back to Kaleb and sheeping him like usual. Mike used Kaleb as like a teacher and would always freak out when something didn’t go his way and just spam “help me kaleb” in his alliance chat. Mike wanting to keep Carmen made Kaleb not want to work with Mike anymore. Mike wanted Nick out so bad for first boot that Mike started dming every single person in the cast asking each of them if Nick has made a final 2 with them or has even talked to them. Mike had a boner for getting out Nick and for no reason at that. He didn’t even want anyone talking to Nick after the night of the cast reveal as he thought Nick was this huge threat. Mike then tries to control his alliance to have his ideal boot order for pre jury. Mike was legit planning on everyone that went and at what place in his alliance and no one was listening to him or taking him serious as they all knew he was fucking wack as fuck. This isn’t even the dumbest thing Mike has done yet. This kid Mike deadass started adding Carmella to his alliance of Kaleb, JC, and Letirz without even telling them he was doing so or even bringing her up. He thought it was a good idea to do so cause he wanted them to have “numbers” and was starting to add people. After Brie was added she was removed right away but she saw the alliance chat and who was in it. Mike was confused of why she was removed and his alliance said that they never agreed to adding her and that Mike never brought it up. Mike then fucking adds her back to the chat AGAIN after his alliance just kicked her and explained to Mike why they didn’t want her added. Mike must have thought since they talked about her that means it is time to add her? Then they fucking kick Brie again. THIS ISN’T EVEN THE CHERRY ON THE TOP OF THE STORY. Mike fucking meant to add Jesse the whole fucking time instead of Brie. Not only was Mike dumb enough to add a random person to the alliance chat but he added the fucking wrong person he wanted. This made even his allies very weary of his retard tendencies. Mike also for some reason rats out Hayps and Nick to kaleb telling they said Nicky is a hag when obviously Nick and Hayps were joking around. Mike even at one point told his ride or die JC to shut up. Also Hayps was trying to figure out who threw him under the bus and wasn’t even directing it at Mike and Mike continued to say “it wasn’t me” when no one was talking to him which just made it obvious it was Mike. Mike also sent a screenshot. Also Nick made a chat with Mike and named it “Mike is a dirty fat slut” and fucking Mike took it literal and started crying, threatening to walk. After he was called a fat slut he came into the DR claiming he is a “skinny black 12 year old”. All of this lead to Mike being nommed two weeks in a row. First he was nommed week 2 but was saved by kaleb flipping the vote on him because Kaleb knew Mike was retarded and was a big shield for him. Mike was then nommed the very next week again and managed to show up 2 minutes after the POV started missing his chance of winning the POV. Eventually when the noms were the same and it was Chase and Mike on the block together, Kaleb could not flip the votes once more and Mike was booted out by the house because they all knew how annoying and untrustworthy he truly was. Mike was a special guy this season and was one of the most irritating people to watch as he could never keep his mouth shut. He got what was coming to him.