KalebIsEtherizing

Kaleb was a houseguest in Big Brother 1.

Big Brother 1
Oh man Kaleb is controlling. Kaleb started off the game knowing several people in the cast. He knew the likes of JC, letirz, aldo, Carmen, and Jesse(even some more). Kaleb has had bad pasts with most of these people. Starting off the game Kaleb knew he had to find people to sheep him right away and those people turned out to be JC, mike, and Letiriz. Although Kaleb acted as if he wanted to leave the beef in the past with Jesse, Carmen, and Aldo he really didn’t. Two of those three were his main targets. Kaleb started working with Aldo early on and they worked pretty well together. Aldo listened to what kaleb was saying for the most part in the first couple evictions. Moving on Kaleb was very set on getting Carmen out before the premiere. Kaleb started talking to multiple people even outside his alliance just burying Carmen’s name by painting her as a drama starter. This seemed to work as several people were very cautious of Carmen and were ok with getting her out. Kaleb started a bond with hayps too who soon became his sheep. Come premiere time Kaleb was in an amazing spot as most of the house he had good bonds with and he had Carmen thinking she was safe with him. Kalebs plan was to go for Carmen but Kaleb decided to switch it up. He wanted to go for Jesse. He viewed Jesse as a bigger target socially and physically than Carmen. After throwing Carmen so far under the bus he decided not to go with her. Kaleb’s main alliance wanted Nick out first, but Kaleb wanted to go for bigger targets right away. To ensure Kaleb’s targets went home he won the first HOH. Not only did he win that but he also won pov as well, having full power WEEK 1. Kaleb then decided to backdoor Jesse and it ended up working as she was booted right away. After this people were cautious with Kaleb as he was seen as a comp threat winning full power so early. People started recognizing that Kaleb was a huge threat and was controlling and tricking most of the people in the house. Luckily for Kaleb, his future sheep hayps won the next HOH and this week was pretty insane. This week truly showed Kaleb’s skills but also showed the power he has socially over most of the cast. Hayps wanted to target Mike for eviction and most of the house was onboard, but before the voting Kaleb managed to flip the vote to evict Nick. He did this because Mike was useful to Kaleb and was a meat shield. Kaleb also clearly had a big say in hayps noms, basically controlling them. Next Aldo won HOH. Aldo and Kaleb were aligned at the point of which Aldo won HOH week 3. By throwing Carmen under the bus vigorously earlier in the game to Aldo it made Aldo want to backdoor Kaleb. So basically this was another week controlled by Kaleb as he planted the seed of Carmen being this disgusting person that had to go. Unfortunately for Kaleb this did not work out that week as Paige won the pov and discarded leaving both Chase and Mike on the block together. Aldo would have for sure listened to kaleb and backdoored Carmen. Also the voting did not go Kaleb’s way as well as the whole house was not going to be tricked by him this time and he was unable to flip the vote on Chase, so Mike was sent home. Hayps then won HOH once again after this. This is where Kaleb started getting in trouble. Hayps was very angry with Aldo and Kaleb for flipping the vote on his first HOH. Aldo threw Kaleb under the bus right away telling Hayps how Kaleb is super controlling and was the reason it was done. Kaleb then got wind of this as Hayps came to Kaleb and Kaleb made up a lie to throw one of his sheeps under the bus, letirz. He made letirz take the fall for him saying that letirz was the one that told aldo that kaleb was going after hayps. This did not last long as letirz nutted up and became a sheep no more and turned on kaleb. She started throwing Kaleb under the bus to hayps and showing Hayps how he lies and controls people for his own gain. Not only did Letirz turn against Kaleb then but so did half the house. Nae, paige, angelina, aldo, nicky all started showing that they disliked Kaleb and knew he had to go. Fortunately for Kaleb though he was able to somehow convince hayps dumbass to follow him even with all the evidence of Kaleb being a mastermind thrown at Hayps. Not only did kaleb manage to get hayps on his side while everyone was showing what a monster kaleb was, but he also go Carmen on his side. Carmen fell for Kaleb’s lies and didn't believe Aldo when Aldo let her know that Kaleb was after her for the first three weeks. Kaleb managed to get these two sheeps with him at week 5 and they started leaking everything to kaleb whenever someone said anything about him. They were legit sucking Kaleb’s cock and Kaleb was basking in it. With Hayps as HOH again was basically kaleb as HOH. With kaleb finally having his arch enemy on the block, the whole house flips on kaleb and keeps aldo in. kaleb is then left out of most things and people start talking major shit about him and show their dislike they have had since premiere. Kaleb started exploding but he eventually calmed down. Luckily for Kaleb, one of his only allies somehow won the HOH. Kaleb started trying to make amends with Aldo after this by saying how after one of them is gone, the other will just follow out the door next. Kaleb also pissed of Nicky heavily as Kaleb went off on Nicky and started calling Nicky out for being a snake. This did not go well as Nicky started heavily being against Kaleb. Kaleb eventually cooled down after his big blow ups. It looked like Kaleb was just going to give up but he eventually came to senses that Carmen is legit not going to go for him and that he has her wrapped around his finger. He started putting in the work again and rebuilding the bonds he made earlier in the game. On Carmen’s HOH reign, kaleb was very vocal about getting paige out to Carmen. This eventually worked out as Paige was backdoored. Kaleb had a lot of say in Paige’s backdoors and I must give him credit for it as he bounced back enormously. Kaleb really showed at the beginning of jury that even in the shittiest of situations he can pull through. Another obstacle was then sent right at Kaleb after the flipped vote and that was his arch enemy Aldo winning HOH. Aldo went on to nominate both of Kaleb’s biggest allies and sheeps. This put kaleb in a very scary position as he could easily be backdoored this week. Kaleb turned on the jets and put on a fake smile though and attempted to reach out to Aldo speaking about how him and Aldo are the biggest threats out there and they shouldn’t work together. This soon even got Aldo to form an alliance with Kaleb and Hayps. Kaleb demonstrated his social skills right here as he managed to get good with someone that was gunning for him and it seemed to have worked. Soon Kaleb won his second HOH after controlling the backdoor of Angelina. He implanted that Angelina was playing both sides in Aldo’s head. Aldo soon put Angelina up instead of Kaleb and Angelina was sent packing and both of Kaleb’s sheep somehow survived the week. Hella props to Kaleb for pulling that through. On his second HOH, kaleb soon nominated Letirz and Nae with a plan to backdoor his sheep Carmen. Little did he know his sheeps talked to each other and started planning against them. Hayps and Carmen started being very weary of Kaleb as they found out that Kaleb’s plan for the week was to backdoor Carmen. I believe this was dumb of Kaleb as Kaleb had Hayps and Carmen around his finger but he instead wanted to protect Aldo for some reason. Although Kaleb did manage to get closer with Chase who is a mindless sheep, but I don’t think planning to go for Carmen was the best idea. I understand he wanted to use Aldo as a shield, but the person he planned on targeted has been nothing but loyal to him. On his HOH it seemed as if Hayps managed to convince Kaleb to put up Nicky instead of Carmen. This seemed like the first time it wasn’t entirely Kaleb controlling the week although it was smart to get out Nicky as Nicky was the main man gunning for Kaleb, but it would have been Carmen going if Hayps didn’t talk Kaleb into doing Nicky. That didn’t seem to matter though as the very next fucking week Kaleb got his way once again as Carmen was evicted. He managed to get his sheep that turned against him in letirz to put up Carmen easily. Soon kaleb seemed to be in trouble again at the final 6 when Nae won HOH. Hayps started making a lot of fuss about Kaleb and how Kaleb had been controlling everything in the game. Luckily for Kaleb though, he had Nae around his finger and managed to repair all the damage that Hayps did to him with her. He made Nae firmly believe that she was in this game because of Kaleb and that Kaleb has saved his multiple times in this game. Nae somehow believed this bullshit and trusted Kaleb even though Kaleb fucking put her up twice before the time of her first HOH. I highly applaud Kaleb for this as he was able to convince her that he never wanted to put her in harms way when he legit used her as a pawn. I believe one flaw at the final 6 that Kaleb had was how aggressive he was towards everyone. He kept saying how he was doing what is best for him and the person he was talking to and just controlling the decisions and not letting others have input. Kaleb also kept going into DMs when people weren't answering him and kept saying “not ignoring me would be nice”. He kept doing that to several people. I believe Kaleb’s aggressiveness is the only downside of his game as he made people very mad at him when they left the house. Kaleb eventually was very pleased when hayps was sent out on Nae’s HOH. Kaleb made Hayps feel a lot of false hope for his eviction which made Hayps pretty sour at him. Kaleb could no longer trust Hayps since he blew up on him and Kaleb could tell that Hayps was going after him. One very interesting thing that I saw after Hayps eviction was when kaleb said in his DR that whenever someone went for him that person would be sent home in a lopsided vote in Kaleb’s favor. This showed how much power Kaleb had as whenever someone went against him they legit got evicted so quick. Kaleb had so much power in this game and his intimidating presence made people too scared to make the move against him and when they did try to go against him they were all evicted. Kaleb then ended up getting the next biggest threat in Aldo out at final 5. Aldo was not too happy as Aldo was pretty loyal to Kaleb but that didn’t matter much for Kaleb. Kaleb then managed to not even getting nominated again in final four and got out one of his past sheeps in letirz. I think it is important to stop and look at Kaleb’s game at the time of the final 3. The man had 0 nominations the whole game. He was obviously the biggest threat this season and never once being nominated is fucking impressive. He also managed to rack up 7 competition wins while never being on the block. These competition wins should have made people want to backdoor him more which they had plenty chances to do so as he rarely played in POVs. Unfortunately there came an early end to this almost perfect game. Kaleb eventually lost the final HOH and was sent home by Nae. Kaleb almost got Nae to bring him too as after the final 4 session Nae was actually considering taking him. This demonstrates his power to manipulate people and use them for his better judgement. In all Kaleb was a great player and fucking dominated basically every aspect of this game. He had his downs for sure but he always recovered. So for that I give him the title of the best player this season.

Trivia

 * He is the first person to be considered the best houseguest of the season, but not win